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drops unexpectedly like bird shit. (Notorious B.I.G.)

Status update of the day

Twitter= I need to pee. Facebook= I peed! Foursquare= I’m peeing here. Quora= Why am I peeing? Youtube= Watch this pee! LinkedIn= I pee well

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I go on deleting sprees all the time on Facebook, but when I’ve noticed that someone I haven’t spoken to in ages and never plan to see again has deleted me….it truly truly hurts.

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Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

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Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free
for the weekend.

Chat

On the April 23, 2008 Facebook launched its very own chat. Users are able to chat with their facebook friends. One can also chat with groups by simply going to the respective group and clicking on chat. It is only here where you can chat with people who are not on your friends list but belong to that particular group. Facebook chat can also be accessed by using a cellphone by using software services like EBUDDY and NIMBUZZ. On May 13, 2008 a developer from Facebook announced that they were working on XMPP support, allowing almost a hundred instant messaging clients to incorporate the Facebook chat, however this functionality became optional on February 10, 2010. Users are also allowed to paste links or even insert smileys in the chat box. In mid 2010 several users complained about the dis functionality of Facebook chat, but then it was fixed in no time, and now it users glide on it like ice.  

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thinks everyone should stop teasing poor Justin Bieber... She has feelings too!

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This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog.

Facebook

Facebook is a social networking website. It was launched in February 2004. Since July 2010 it has more than 500million users which are active. Facebook enables users to create personal profiles, share photos and videos, add other users as friends and also allows users to message other Facebook users. In order to be registered on facebook one must be atleast 13 years old. The site boasts 135.1 million unique visitors from the U.S alone.